Behold the Icons of Douchebaggery: whether genuinely evil or just pricks we love to hate, these are the worst that mankind has to offer.
Adolph Hitler
Fascist dictator was Nazi leader, started World War II, slaughtered millions in the Holocost. (1889-1945)
Al Capone
Infamous gangster lead violent crime syndicate in Chicago in the 1920s. (1899-1947)
Alan Rickman
Actor whose roles include douchebags Hans Gruber in Die Hard (1988), Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991), Severus Snape in the Harry Potter series (2001–2011).
Andrew Johnson
The 17th and worst U.S. President, first to be impeached. Allowed rights to be taken away from freed slaves. (1808-1875)
Basil Rathbone
Besides playing Sherlock Holmes and other noble roles, this actor was known for bringing to life many of his era's most villainous roles, including the scene-stealing Sir Guy of Gisbourne in The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938).
Biff Tannen
Dimwitted bully protrayed by actor Tom Wilson in the Back to the Future flm trilogy (1985-1990).
Bill O'Reilly
Irritating, talking-head host of faux-news television show The O'Reilly Factor. (b. 1949)
Bill Paxton
Actor whose roles include douchebags Chet Donnelly in Weird Science (1985), Private Hudson ("Game over!") in Aliens (1986).
Bluto
Popeye nemesis (created 1932 by Elzie Crisler Segar) who often kidnaps Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl.
Body Snatchers
Seeds from outer space that grow into exact replicas of humans, replacing us one by one. From the 1955 novel The Body Snatchers by Jack Finney and film adaptations in 1956, 1978.
The Borg
In the Star Trek series, a cybernetic species linked by a hive mind that assimilates all it encounters. First appeared 1989. Resistance is futile.
Boss Hogg
Greedy, unethical commissioner of Hazzard County played by Sorrell Booke in The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985).
Captain Hook
Pirate captain and nemesis to Peter Pan, created in 1904 by J.M. Barrie and voiced by Hans Conried in the 1953 Disney film.
Carter Burke
Celebutantes
Charles Foster Kane
Comic Book Guy
Dane Cook
The Devil
Donald Trump
Drivers
Dr. Zaius
Eddie Haskell
El Guapo
Emperor Palpatine
Eric Cartman
Fidel Castro
Gaius Baltar
Genghis Khan
George Lucas (post-1980s)
Glenn Beck
Gozer the Gozerian
Grand Moff Tarkin
The Grinch
Homophobes
Howard Stern
Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
Jabba the Hutt
James Spader
Jeremy Piven
Jerry Springer
Josef Stalin
Joseph McCarthy
Kanye West
Keith Olbermann
Kim Jong-il
Lars Ulrich
Lex Luthor
Maleficent
Matthew McConaughey
Mel Gibson
Michael Moore
Mike Tyson
Mosquitos
Mr. Burns
Mr. Hart
Mugatu
Mutley
Nazis
The Noid
Nuclear War
Let's hope it never comes to this, or we can all kiss our asses goodbye.
O.J. Simpson
Pol Pot
Politicians
Poltergeists
Prince Humperdinck and the Six-Fingered Man
Principal Ed Rooney
Principal Richard Vernon
Racists
Randolph and Mortimer Duke
Rappers
Reality Television Stars
Red Lectroids
Rob Lowe
Rock Stars
Rosie O'Donnell
Rush Limbaugh
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Scrappy Doo
Scrooge McDuck
Skeletor
Skynet
Snidely Whiplash
Space Invaders
Televangelists
Terrorists
Tom Cruise
Vampires
Wall Street
William Atherton
You
Probably - I'm playing the odds here.
Zapp Brannigan
Zombies
