tweet something that stands on its own. Sometimes it's poetic, sometimes silly and sometimes just a little observation that has a kernel of wisdom in it. Here are some of those tweets.
Bagpipes make any song badass
The teeth of the demon monkey skull, I say.
Please, someone, use this word in a rap song: "superluminous"
Those new super-high-speed hand driers don't work any faster than the old ones. They're just noisier.
They should have "Diet Pepsi Throwback" with saccharine. "Tab Throwback" would also work.
I have eight arms and a baby shark head.
I was talking about Amsterdam, and the boy thought I said "hamster dam." Hilarity ensued.
Change is inevitable (but that may change...)
You can never safely get into a "yo' mama" fight with your dad - it doesn't bode well for anyone involved
I think the other superheroes must drive the Flash crazy. Imagine sitting around waiting all the time. "Can we PLEASE hurry this up?!"
A group of frogs is called an army. It should be called a froggle.
Seven-year-old physics: "When you talk into a balloon, the helium creates friction which causes static that pulls your voice in and adds weight to it."
If I were Superman, I would shoot my eye-lasers, like, ALL the time.
Open up! This is the academic police. We have you theoretically surrounded.