U.S. court rules zombies have right to free speech

An appeals court in Minnesota recently overturned a ruling against a vexation of zombies, who had been charged with disturbing the peace in 2006, saying that their rights were protected under the First Amendment.

I cannot make this stuff up.

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P.S. - If they have First Amendment rights, there's a good chance they have rights under the Second Amendment as well...