Wednesday, October 14, 2009

In the news: cover-up round-up

Apparently, some significant developments occurred while I was lost in a corn maze last week...

Tipped off about an imminent zombie attack, the University of Florida responded by implementing a comprehensive zombie invasion disaster plan. The plan was briefly posted to the university's website, but immediately removed as part of a government cover-up.

The U.S. government declared war on the moon. NASA immediately issued an unlikely cover-up story about searching for water on the moon.

A cow was abducted by a flying saucer in Argentina in broad daylight. With a subsequent scientific analysis proving that a cow was indeed abducted by aliens, a cover-up story will surely be forthcoming...

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