Tipped off about an imminent zombie attack, the University of Florida responded by implementing a comprehensive zombie invasion disaster plan. The plan was briefly posted to the university's website, but immediately removed as part of a government cover-up.
The U.S. government declared war on the moon. NASA immediately issued an unlikely cover-up story about searching for water on the moon.
A cow was abducted by a flying saucer in Argentina in broad daylight. With a subsequent scientific analysis proving that a cow was indeed abducted by aliens, a cover-up story will surely be forthcoming...
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